the fanfic maker part 1 - Nightmare on Okaido

One day Ai was Dancing.

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave I an Buddy Christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Fred.
"Oh no," said Fred, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Ai, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Fred and before I could do anything, Fred had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Deedee. After their adventure, I and Deedee had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.
So I went to Deedee and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Deedee sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Deedee looked at the cucumber that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the The Mighty Unicron, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Deedee said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Fred doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Deedee's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a teddy Bear on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in my head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Pimp Master! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
---
A little Later, Ai was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Ai exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.


Just as Ai was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...Ai" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which Ai knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face.

"Kaito... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However he couldn't with Ai near by....they were like family now.Kaito was like his Mother-in-law.
Any sane person would never allow their own mother-in-law to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Ai?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Ai shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Kaito heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Ai's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Ai..."

Ai was not shy, at all. He defeated Pimp Master and blew up her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was he going to see his metaphorical mother-in-law literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Kaito finishing the sentence he started earlier.

"Wh-what the..." and before Ai could send the third word out of his mouth..

..Kaito's towel dropped to the floor,revealing his swimsuit underneath.
Ai noticed everything on him instantly. His soft butt,his magically gravity-defying middle leg and the Large Brandeis blue colored birth mark on his butt, which made him feel funny...as he had one there too.


Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused Ai to feel funny in places he had never felt before.

"hehe oh my Ai...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Kaito, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Ai could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
NAAAAAH!!

But just as Ai was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.




Deedee burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Ai as he causally slipped his pants back on.
Kaito, who Ai didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Ai gestured to his shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right!  One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Ai put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.
As he walked out Kaito whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Ai Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
---

Fortunately Fred worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Pimp Master's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Okaido. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Okaido. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with my Flying I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And Fred would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Fred looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that (I had only just discovered I am bi, and I was a little angxious over that. I wans't sure if my othre friends would accept that!.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave Fred matching treatment. Fred lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Then we went off and defeated Pimp Master.
Interlude:
Kaito winked at Ai when no one else was looking.
"Later" he mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.
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Later, Ai and Kaito were alone again.
"Its Later" said Kaito, pulling Ai towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Kaito was naked. Ai wondered how he did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Ai was already.

Kaito lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off his body at a seductively slow pace. Ai could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through his veins.
The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his body started sweeting.

There Ai sat, his gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with his bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from his face.
Kaito giggled as Ai's dignity shriveled and died, but Ai had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after he found out he was his own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Ai said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that Kaito jumped on Ai. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you Kaito"
"I love you too Ai....lets get married"
And they did!
Ai looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

---
So we defeated Pimp Master and everyone was satisfied!

Pimp Master: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Me (Ai): No No, back into your casket!
Pimp Master: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Pimp Master: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Pimp Master: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Kaito: chotto mate-ah!
Pimp Master: huh ;^_^;
Deedee: domo desu-ka @_@?
Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Kaito: well, I want you, how about that?
Kaito winked at me, but .
But Deedee was all hot 'n that, I thought. So I pecked Deedee on her cheek and winked longingly at her.


Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Pimp Master: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end